Episode 203-Lack of Willpower and Fan Felonies

John has a problem keeping off the dreaded "post missionary weight" and finds himself addicted to Homer Simpson's favorite food. Doug bemoans lack of loyalty by certain Texas Longhorn fans and then contradicts himself by telling a tale of what happens when a fan gets too loyal.

Movies by John

For those of you so inclined, check out John's youtube page. You can see some of his short movies along with standup clips...included a bit about taxes that won him a contest by Turbotax.

Episode 202-Basement Envy and Churchill Live

Doug digs a garden and discovers that he doesn't dig it...and this reminds him of a particular home feature that Texans rarely see. John recounts his tale of nearly becoming the most famous white person in Kenya.

Episode 201-Madcap Medicaid and Bird Goggles

John has been celebrating his return to Austin by fighting "the Man"-who resembles Tony Randall with a mustache-all week in a quest to secure healthcare for his pregnant wife.  Doug's previously mentioned quest to have it out with an animal comes closer to being realized.

Episode 107.5-Just Checkin' In/ Doug's Plugs

In the middle of a "John is moving back to Austin" induced hiatus, Doug attempts to quench the thirst of the masses with a monologue. A risky proposition.

Episode 106-Sad Turnout and Turning Out Sad

The not-so-dynamic duo finds themselves fighting depression, sadness and apathy. Doug sees it in the poor voter turnout for an admittedly meaningless election. John's battlefield, however, is in his own mind. Can adopting an animal cheer him up? Tune in to find out.

Episode 105-Germ Warfare

Doug complains about the US making him afraid of germs. Yet another way this country makes him soft. He also blames this country for the fact that he loves "Don't Forget Me When I'm Gone" by Glass Tiger, even though they are Canadian. John validates Doug's fears be laying out just how much germs have messed him up since he got to Kenya. Here's one of his blog posts on the subject.