Episode 204-Fingerless Gloves and Frozen Souls

Doug notices some people making some strange choices in the church-wear. John talks about pulling a Ted Williams and having his head frozen... or not. After that, they talk churchy stuff.

Episode 203-Lack of Willpower and Fan Felonies

John has a problem keeping off the dreaded "post missionary weight" and finds himself addicted to Homer Simpson's favorite food. Doug bemoans lack of loyalty by certain Texas Longhorn fans and then contradicts himself by telling a tale of what happens when a fan gets too loyal.

Movies by John

For those of you so inclined, check out John's youtube page. You can see some of his short movies along with standup clips...included a bit about taxes that won him a contest by Turbotax.

Episode 201-Madcap Medicaid and Bird Goggles

John has been celebrating his return to Austin by fighting "the Man"-who resembles Tony Randall with a mustache-all week in a quest to secure healthcare for his pregnant wife.  Doug's previously mentioned quest to have it out with an animal comes closer to being realized.

Episode 106-Sad Turnout and Turning Out Sad

The not-so-dynamic duo finds themselves fighting depression, sadness and apathy. Doug sees it in the poor voter turnout for an admittedly meaningless election. John's battlefield, however, is in his own mind. Can adopting an animal cheer him up? Tune in to find out.

Episode 103-Dollars and Sense

This week's show finds our heroes in a new set of struggles. An episode of Modern Family inspires Doug's rage against a hallowed spring ritual. John realizes that "wealthy" is one place where he is not.

Episode 102-Boats and Roads

In our follow up episode, John explains why roads in Kenya have him fearing for his life. Doug takes a swipe at people who party on boats. Maybe he's just bitter, boats picked on him a lot as a child., john ramsey

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